Trucker Computer Terms
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Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.