Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...