Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...