Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...