Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...