Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...