Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...