The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...