When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Cool REAL Signs!
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Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
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Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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