Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.