Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...