How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...