Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!