Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...