Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...