Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...