George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...