Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...