Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.