Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...