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A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Oprectomy
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Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
This tells me that I must be drunk
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Encyclopaedia Britannica
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Term dictionary
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