The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...