Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...