Santa’s Pet Peeves
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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Julius Cheeser!
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A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...