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fulfill a lifelong dream
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The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
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Docs Go To Heaven
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A dog walks into a butcher shop…
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The bachelor’s diet
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Sewage, Oh no
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Try to settle the dispute
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Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...