Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...