“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...