Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...