Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...