May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
The guide for all men
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Chain Letter Type IV
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Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...