10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...