15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...