you want a divorce
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Because they’re wrigleys!
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Festivity Levels
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Window Seat
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Just like my wife
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Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
First Child
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The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...