A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
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A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
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Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Ears
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
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Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...