A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...