Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...