What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...