Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...