Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...