Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...