did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Free advice at social affairs?
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The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
A Blind Mans Sport
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My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
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Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
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In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...