Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...