Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...