Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...