Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...