What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...