OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Make a last request
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Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Wedding Definitions
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Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...