Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....