Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...