When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.